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The most effective birth control is spending time with a baby.

cakefesta Jul 12, 2009 18:12

AHAHAHAHA.

HA. HAHA. HA.

HILARIOUS, BRAWL. SIMPLY HILARIOUS. NOW COME ON, FESS UP. WHO WAS IT ( Read more... )

what is this, wanted: sedatives, for sale: my dignity, wanted: hammer to bash my head in, wanted: happy home euthanization kit, for sale: wicker basket hardly used, for sale: china girl, for sale: evidence, crying, wanted: cage, you don't know my pain, i wasn't even near a river, i don't even know how to felt, kagura stop touching it, kagura hands to yourself, oh look a note, instructions not included, wanted: paper bag, 300 yen, oh my god oh my god oh my god, oh god it smells, what

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TRUTH IS LIKE A WOMAN; THE CURVIER YOU MAKE IT THE NICER IT LOOKS

cakefesta Mar 28, 2009 23:59

KAGURA, I DON'T MIND THAT YOU ATE THE LAST BAG OF CHIPS BECAUSE YOU LOOKED HUNGRY AND I FELT BAD THAT THE JOB FELL THROUGH AND WE DIDN'T GET PAID YESTERDAY!

SHINPACHI, I HID THE LESSER-USED HALF OF MY PORN STASH IN YOUR CLOSET!

ZURA, I ACTUALLY HATE SOBA!

OH MY GOD. SOMEONE HELP. PLEASE.

[OOC: Explanation time! BRaWLDOS had a bit of a glitch ( Read more... )

wanted: horse tranquilizers, wanted: donuts, wanted: cage(s), 300 yen, wanted: hammer to bash my head in, wanted: happy home euthanization kit, wanted: cage

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